Mosaic Bizerte Region Bardo Museum, Tunisia

Carlo Parcelli


I          II          III          IV          V


I: Hilarius Grammateus

scribe and servant to Simon Kananaios

II: Joseph Barsabbas

(the so-called 14th apostle and
the drug connect to Jesus and his disciples)

III: John Zebedee

hooked on the drugs concocted by Joseph Barsabbas

IV: Stylos Kynikos

Cynic Stylos Kynikos bristles at the notion that Jesus, too , was a cynic.

IV: Pazzo Obatzo Ubatz

About the Author:
Carlo Parcelli has spent 40 years studying the epistemology of
science and technology and their effect on the natural world and naturally
evolved cultures. He specifically challenged the efficacy of progressive
systems of quantification, mathematization, mathematical discretion,
formal systems game theory etc., since these elements form the core of
the way western man can think about his world and all the limitations
such an epistemology implies. Parcelli has written 14 book length poems
which embed numerous sources and elaborate in great detail his
insights. He has also written numerous articles. Now, he is content to
watch the Earth scribble its own Apocalyptic Epic in real time.

Having failed to reach virtually anyone concerning his epistemological
concerns and seeing the natural world taking its future into its own
hands via global climate change, Parcelli embarked on a retelling

of the Synoptic Gospels. The Canaanite Gospel is comprised of 88
monologues, primarily eyewitness accounts known as Divine Depositions,
recorded by the Apostle Simon Kananaios or Simon the Zealot
in the First Century A.D.

He currently spends his evenings busking local bars in the Washington
DC area dressed as Simon Kananaios, performing his monologues
in exchange for drinks and the occasional monetary remuneration.
Visit for performance videos and more.

The 88 published monologues:

order through
Amazon or Country Valley Press

"So's the boys at the pub ask,
if he's resurrect, where the fuck is he?"


Poet Vaudevillian
Carlo Parcelli
The Canaanite Gospel
A Meditation on Empire
88 Monologues

Country Valley Press / FlashPoint
ISBN 978-0-9820196-2-7      $11.95

Earlier versions of the monologues can be found in:
  FlashPoint Spring 2010 / Issue 13

For information about live performances of The Canaanite Gospel
see our Live Performance online flyer.