THE LEGACY Thomas Standforth Smith was a poor carpenter until his wealthy uncle died, leaving him possessed of property amounting to a thousand pounds a year which, by saving, scraping, toiling, he increased to fifteen hundred a year: but fearing to die a beggar, his life became a burthen, he attempted self-destruction by drinking laudanum: though since he took too little (for he begrudged the cost), still lived: and so, for cheapness, Thomas Standforth Smith (the one-time poor carpenter), retired to his bedroom with a naked razor, shut the door and slit his throat.
(1966)