Kent Johnson


Church & State

 
They givin’ away free food down the Cath’lick Church agin.
Just them li’l round slices. And jus’ one per customer.
And you think them nuns could fold a li’l germ on in
              To trick up the belly. 
They do got soup too. But that’s in the basement. And just Tuesdays and
Thursdays. And if its cream a mushroom, they likesta run out.
               They’s cheese samiches is better than the Lutherans.
I’d become exclusive for free donuts.
You can sleep in the pews if you go to the anti-A-bort rally and blow the
priests.